Surrounded by Idiots: a One Page RPG

In many TTRPGs, you roll for verbs. In Surrounded by Idiots, you roll for nouns. 

"How does it feel to be the world’s top spy, admired, desired, and feared in equal measure? Fucking frustrating, is how it feels because you are surrounded by idiots! Your infinite competence can only take you so far, and unfortunately you need to rely on the help of your team in order to save the world and… well look around, does the world look very saved to you?

You are the most skilled spy (or spies) in the world. Espionage, seduction, combat, camouflage: all as natural to you as breathing. Every action you take will automatically succeed. Unless…

Since you are a ghost in the wind, you may leave no trace and touch nothing directly. Any object you interface with must be provided by your division’s quartermaster, 00no, who always outfits you thoroughly for each mission. Not always well, but certainly thoroughly."